lina-lamont | aggyp | thisisquitehomoerotic | stephwinchester
Terrible memory - Ability to remind people of that embarrassing thing that once happened to them
Back seat driving - Can influence the way a car is driven, by shouting from the back seat.
Hipster Vision - Ability to see the world in sepia, Lomo or fish-eye, when I don skinny jeans.
OCD - Can disarm foes; creates a sense of inner turmoil on whether they switched the oven off.
Thou Shalt Pass - Ability to jump any queue, undetected.
Fish Gut - Can drink whatever I like and never have a hangover.
